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At the Dog Hause I found five  h u g e  pages with various quotes exploiting the animal world. Here is the best; sit back and enjoy!

  "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick

"Teaching a child not to step on a caterpillar is as valuable to the child as it is to the caterpillar. " - Bradley Millar

"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants." - A. Whitney Brown

"If man evolved from the ape, how come there are still apes around? Some of them were given choices." - Johnny Hart's comic strip "B.C."

"Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun!" - Groucho Marx

"To err is human, to forgive, canine." - Unknown

"When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem." - Edward Abbey

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